'Good morning darling!' Anne’s mom yelled one morning.
'Happy birthday Anne,' said daddy.
'Piss off, I’m sleeping!' came Anne’s irritated reply.


'Daddy and I bought you a nice present,' said mom.
'You’ll never guess what it is,' said daddy, swinging a car key.
'Holy cow!' shouted Anne. 'You bought me a car?' In less than a minute, Anne was dressed and out the door.
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