'What’s wrong darling?' Mommy Animal asked her depressed looking daughter.
'I'm so bored, mom'
'Why don’t you get a job?' Mommy Animal suggested.
'A job????' Anne gasped. 'Don’t you love me anymore? Are you going to kick me out?'
'That wasn’t what I had in mind,' Mommy Animal said soothingly.
'Oh, okay. I’ll go to the unemployment office right away,' Anne said relaxing.